Are We Really Living On A Sphere? (Parody of Is She Really Going Out With Him? by Joe Jackson

Pretty funny how the internet it changed all my beliefs,
I boot up windows and I watch the clues of our enclosed world.
Look over there. Where?
There, Sargent's changing what I used to know.
Moving through deep space and not alone or so I was told.

Are we really living on a sphere?
Are we sticking to a big blue globe? Hold tight.
Are we really spinning on a sphere?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
there's something really flat about the Ear-th.
Still about the Ear-th.

Tonight's the night, they'll have, a proving party down the beach.
I wash my hands of the NASA shill no time to be aloof.
Look over there. Where?
There, Jeran married to his hot girlfriend.
He says the water has no curve and laser shows the proof.

Are we really living on a sphere?
Are we sticking to a big blue globe? Hold tight.
Are we really spinning on a sphere?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me>br /> there's something really flat about the Ear-th.
Still about the Ear-th.

If Dubay could kill the Bible firmament dead;
Skiba, Zen G and Tiger Dan.
Had potatoes to peel.
Listen, you, take that makeup from off your head!
He gets so mean 'bout Truman dome scene.
---music---
Ed Hendrie, Morgile, and Math Powerland

Are we gonna stop the Globalists?
End the chemtrails and the carbon tax, that's right.
Are we gonna stop Eugenicists?
Because the answer to 1984 is 33 A.D.
Or 30 A.D.

There's something round and flat about the Ear-th.
There's something domed and flat about the Ear-th.
There's something square and flat about the Ear-th.
There's something really flat ...
Approximately.
 

Lyrics by Schreck Williams (c) 2015, 2017 AWGE A Welcomed Guest Entertainment